Manifesting Billionaire’s Pool | The Brando, Tahiti

36-ish hours. That was all the time I got to spend at The Brando in Tahiti. I was coming off a week on the Paul Gaughin and the same PR team that arranged that trip arranged a brief stopover at The Brando which had only opened a few months before.

Upon landing, I was greeted with the requisite tropical cocktail and a handsome ukulele-playing Tahitian. From the second I stepped into my one-bedroom villa, I knew I was never leaving. The Brando offers a range of amenities and services, including free wifi, breakfast, airport transportation, and various leisure facilities.

Since I’m currently writing this from my home in Orlando, you know how that went. But I did seriously contemplate missing my flight off the island. All though it’s a private plane (a 6-passenger Britten Norman operated by Air Tetiaroa — the exclusive provider of passenger service to the island) so I imagine they would have held it for me. But I digress.

Introduction to the Resort

Nestled in the heart of the South Pacific, The Brando is a unique luxury resort that promises an experience of carefree luxury and unspoiled beauty. Located on the private island of Tetiaroa, this haven offers a tranquil and serene atmosphere, surrounded by pristine nature and crystal-clear waters. The Brando immerses you in rich Polynesian culture and history, making it an ideal spot to discover the authentic beauty of the Pacific.

Location and Accessibility

Perched on the breathtaking Tetiaroa atoll, The Brando is a stunning archipelago of motus encircled by a vibrant coral reef. The journey to this secluded paradise begins with a 20-minute private plane ride from Tahiti, offering mesmerizing aerial views of the atoll and the vast ocean. Upon arrival, the seamless check-in process ensures a smooth transition into the serene surroundings. I was whisked away to my luxurious villa, where I immediately began to relax and soak in the natural beauty of this unique location.

History of the Brando Resort

Home to The Brando Resort, the Tetiaroa Atoll is comprised of 13 coral islets located 30 miles north of Tahiti. The islets surround a 4.5-mile wide crystal clear lagoon, completely enclosing it.

Rich with history, the atoll was once the summer residence of kings and chiefs of Tahiti and was purchased by Marlon Brando in 1966 for $270k (a steal if you ask me!) Brando sought to keep the atoll pristine and pictured it as a sustainable, ecological habitat.

His namesake resort, The Brando, opened in July 2014 and holds true to those ideals. Sea Water Air Conditioning cools the resort using the water temperature of the deep ocean with no impact on the environment. The resort also practices a wealth of other climate-focused, ocean-based initiatives. These efforts are all part of a broader commitment to preserving the ecosystem for future generations.

On my only full day on the island, I took part in the Tetiaroa Ultimate Tour. That morning I boarded a covered boat with two other guests and toured the lagoon. We visited various islets, learned about the local birds and crabs, snorkeled in the lagoon, slathered ourselves in mud on Oroatera (one of the islets), and finally ended up at Billionaire’s Pool.

Legend has it that the natural pool was so named by Leonardo DiCaprio, who is reportedly a fan of the resort. (Other famous resort guests are former President Barack Obama, Bruce Springsteen, Pippa Middleton, Tom Hanks, and Oprah.)

There’s something magical about the resort and the atoll as a whole, but Billionare’s Pool has its own special magic. Maybe it’s the odd juxtaposition of the bare tree plopped in a stunning expanse of lagoon or perhaps it’s the feeling that you probably have to be an actual billionaire (and not just a travel journalist) to see it in person.

Accommodations and Amenities

The Brando boasts 35 opulent villas, each featuring its own private plunge pool and breathtaking views of the lagoon. Designed to harmonize with the natural surroundings, the villas utilize local materials and prioritize environmental sustainability. Guests can indulge in room service, enjoying breakfast, dinner, and other fine dining options delivered right to their door. The resort offers a plethora of amenities, including a fitness center, sauna, and lounge, ensuring a comfortable and luxurious stay. The private beach and pool provide perfect spots for relaxation, while the on-site restaurant serves exquisite cuisine made from fresh, locally sourced ingredients. Each villa is equipped with modern comforts such as air conditioning, flat-screen TVs, and minibars, ensuring that every guest’s stay is as luxurious as it is comfortable.

Sustainability and Conservation

The Brando is a pioneer in sustainability and conservation, dedicated to preserving the natural beauty of the Tetiaroa atoll. The resort operates on 100% renewable energy, utilizing solar panels and coconut oil to minimize its carbon footprint. Partnering with the Tetiaroa Society, The Brando works tirelessly to restore, protect, and preserve the atoll’s delicate ecosystem. These efforts ensure that the resort’s environmental impact is minimal, setting a global standard for sustainable travel. The Brando’s commitment to eco-friendly luxury tourism not only enhances the guest experience but also serves as an inspiration for other resorts worldwide.

Activities and Experiences

At The Brando, guests are spoiled for choice with a range of activities and experiences designed to showcase the island’s natural beauty. Dive into the pristine waters of the lagoon for snorkeling, diving, or fishing adventures. Explore the island on foot or by bike, or take a boat tour to discover the surrounding motus. The resort’s spa, nestled around a serene freshwater pond, offers a variety of treatments, including massages and facials, using natural ingredients and traditional Polynesian techniques. For those interested in local culture, The Brando provides lectures and workshops on Polynesian history and traditions, along with opportunities to engage with the local community. Every experience at The Brando is crafted to enrich and delight.

Wellness and Relaxation

The Brando is a sanctuary for wellness and relaxation, offering a range of activities and amenities designed to promote tranquility and serenity. The resort’s spa provides an array of treatments, including yoga and meditation classes, as well as access to a fitness center and sauna. Guests can unwind on the private beach or by the pool, or take a leisurely stroll around the island to enjoy the stunning views and pristine nature. The Brando’s fine dining options and exceptional service ensure that guests feel pampered and relaxed throughout their stay, making it the perfect destination for those seeking a luxurious and rejuvenating getaway.

Cost to Stay at the Brando Resort

Rates start around $3800 per night for a one-bedroom villa (low season/two-night minimum) and can climb as high as $13,800 for a three-bedroom villa (high season/ five-night minimum). The price is, thankfully all-inclusive, with the exception of your flight to the island. That’ll run you another $500 per person round-trip.

All too soon I was back in Papeete, waiting to board a flight back home. And I was still not a billionaire. Heck, not even a millionaire. But that doesn’t stop me from dreaming of the day that I’ll get back to the Brando.

So this is me, manifesting!